Funny Video

A really funny video...

Regret

A soldier serving overseas far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote to break off their engagement and ask for her photograph back.

He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together, and sent them back with a note saying, "I regret that I cannot remember which one you are. Please keep your photo and return the others."

You've Got Mail

God heard that the people on Earth were not being good, and decided to send an angel down to check it out. Shortly, the angel returned, and said that 95% of the people on Earth were bad, and 5% good.

Well, God wasn't to happy about this, so he sends down a second angel, who comes back and says the same thing.

God doesn't know what to do about this, but he wants to do something to reward the good people. He finally decides to send the 5% of good people an email.

You know what the email said?

Me either.

The Spoon in the Knife Drawer

So, I have the dumbest puppy in the world. I know it sounds mean, but don't get me wrong, I love her, shes just not the brightest crayon in the box (She's about the dullest gray out there).

Anyways, my sister and her boyfriend took her for a walk last night and they decided to let her off the leash because they were about five houses from home. She sniffed around and circled their feet being all good until she saw a June bug. My puppy thinks shes a hunter, except unlike most labs who hunt deer and rabbits, she hunts bugs. Her favorites are June bugs and spiders. She took off after the bug and then realized how close she was to home. At full speed she took off toward our glass storm door not realizing it was shut. After running about 100  yards at full speed she crashed into hit with a loud thud and a heart wrenching yelp. I could hear her across the house. The saddest thing is, that's not the first time she's done that.

Best phrases to describe her (or anybody else dumb):

Swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer

A few fries short of a wacky pack

Not the smartest cookie

A few clowns short of a circus

The wheel is spinning, but the hamster's dead

Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor

The lights are on, but no one's home

Burned out light bulb

The Lindsey Lohans of the world

And, our personal favorite...

The spoon in the knife drawer

Funny Signs

Hey guys! Guess what! We've made it a whole week. In celebration, I will share with you all some funny signs.

It's a frog-eat-frog world out there

Welcome to my blog.... (this is the part where you clap and cheer)

Who am I? Well, I'm not you. Hope that narrows it down.

What is the the point of The Frog Blog, you ask. The Frog Blog, where we 'hop around' is basically a place where I talk about crap thats going on, make somewhat funny comments on it, and then ask you to comment on my comments. Yeah.

Honestly though, I plan to make you laugh. (Not your friend, just you. I don't like them) Laughter is the best medicine, or something like that anyway. A word of caution, however. I would not be eating or drinking something hot while reading this blog, it could turn out ugly.

I hope you have enjoyed my 100 word introduction. And I hope you will read my future posts, which will be a lot more exciting and fun.

Now is where I would put one of those lame questions to get people talking, like describe yourself in 100 words! But I won't, because thats just ridiculous. However, if you want to say hi, or describe yourself in 101 words, go ahead.

Without love,

me