Thursday, June 17, 2010

Major or Minor Disaster?

We all know the big things going on right now: the oil spill, the World Cup, the final game in the series (Go lakers!), and let's not forget Tiger and Pebble Beach. What I want to know, how are these headlines going to make me (and you) have a better day?

Sure, our sports team could win, but that's in the future from right now.

My point? Everyone needs a little something to make them smile, to make them laugh, and to generally improve mood. Because, let's face it- when something is not directly affecting us, then we don't give it as much attention as our personal issues.

Like I always say, the difference between a major and a minor disaster is a minor one is happening to someone else.

So today, right now, take a moment to laugh and smile...

Maybe these will help:

Joke of the day

What do you call a cow with no front legs?
-lean beef

What do you call a cow with no legs?
-ground beef

Where is the cow with no legs?
-right where you left him

It's a frog-eat-frog world out there

Welcome to my blog.... (this is the part where you clap and cheer)

Who am I? Well, I'm not you. Hope that narrows it down.

What is the the point of The Frog Blog, you ask. The Frog Blog, where we 'hop around' is basically a place where I talk about crap thats going on, make somewhat funny comments on it, and then ask you to comment on my comments. Yeah.

Honestly though, I plan to make you laugh. (Not your friend, just you. I don't like them) Laughter is the best medicine, or something like that anyway. A word of caution, however. I would not be eating or drinking something hot while reading this blog, it could turn out ugly.

I hope you have enjoyed my 100 word introduction. And I hope you will read my future posts, which will be a lot more exciting and fun.

Now is where I would put one of those lame questions to get people talking, like describe yourself in 100 words! But I won't, because thats just ridiculous. However, if you want to say hi, or describe yourself in 101 words, go ahead.

Without love,