You've Got Mail

God heard that the people on Earth were not being good, and decided to send an angel down to check it out. Shortly, the angel returned, and said that 95% of the people on Earth were bad, and 5% good.

Well, God wasn't to happy about this, so he sends down a second angel, who comes back and says the same thing.

God doesn't know what to do about this, but he wants to do something to reward the good people. He finally decides to send the 5% of good people an email.

You know what the email said?

Me either.