How to Get Someone to Like You

• Call/ text them, all the time. Persistence is key.
• When they stop, assume they are playing 'hard to get'. (The 'assume' rule does not apply)
• If they get a restraining order, don't be down, because they will set up a court date, so it has to be working. It's a court date, after all. 
• Purposely trip them so you can offer to kiss it and make it better.
• Pretend to drown, so they will give you CPR
• Throw rocks at their window, and when they look out, do a dramatic performance of 'my love don't cost a thing.'
• Drive by their house 20 times a day to check up on them. Everyone loves a protective spouse.
• And most importantly, never give up! As Lady Gaga sings, "Follow you until you love me, paparazzi." 

-If you try our methods and get a date, cancel it, because they are most likely crazy. 

It's a frog-eat-frog world out there

Welcome to my blog.... (this is the part where you clap and cheer)

Who am I? Well, I'm not you. Hope that narrows it down.

What is the the point of The Frog Blog, you ask. The Frog Blog, where we 'hop around' is basically a place where I talk about crap thats going on, make somewhat funny comments on it, and then ask you to comment on my comments. Yeah.

Honestly though, I plan to make you laugh. (Not your friend, just you. I don't like them) Laughter is the best medicine, or something like that anyway. A word of caution, however. I would not be eating or drinking something hot while reading this blog, it could turn out ugly.

I hope you have enjoyed my 100 word introduction. And I hope you will read my future posts, which will be a lot more exciting and fun.

Now is where I would put one of those lame questions to get people talking, like describe yourself in 100 words! But I won't, because thats just ridiculous. However, if you want to say hi, or describe yourself in 101 words, go ahead.

Without love,

me